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Here are some of the best quotes of Amy Farrah Fowler!

"The Big Bang Theory: The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition (#5.10)" (2011)

Sheldon Cooper: I believe I would like to alter the paradigm of our relationship.
Amy Farrah Fowler: I'm listening.
Sheldon Cooper: With the understanding that nothing changes, whatsoever. Physical or otherwise. I would not object to us no longer characterizing you as not my girlfriend.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Interesting. Now, try it without the quadruple negative.
Sheldon Cooper: You're being impossible.
[Amy leans over to Stuart]
Amy Farrah Fowler: Hi, Stuart!
Sheldon Cooper: Fine!
[Amy leans back again]
Sheldon Cooper: Amy... Would you be my girlfriend?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Yes.

Sheldon Cooper: I got a splinter.
Amy Farrah Fowler: What do you want me to do about it?
Sheldon Cooper: Relationship agreement, section 4: Boo-boos and ouchies. You have to take care of it.
Amy Farrah Fowler: I should have gotten a lawyer.

Stuart: So, other than you taking your relationship to the next level with another guy, this was nice!
Amy Farrah Fowler: Yes, well, thanks for seeing me to my door.
Stuart: Oh, you're welcome.
Sheldon Cooper: Amy! Amy! Amy! Let's wrap things up out there!
Amy Farrah Fowler: Umm... Good night Stuart!
Stuart: Good night!
Sheldon Cooper: Take a hint Stuart, the lady said good night!

Sheldon Cooper: I got a splinter.
Amy Farrah Fowler: What do you want me to do about it?
Sheldon Cooper: Relationship Agreement Section 4: Boo-Boos and Ouchies. You have to take care of it.

Sheldon Cooper: So, what do you think of new comic book night? Magic, right?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, I'm disappointed in you. I understand that a smart man such as yourself is allowed his vices, like frequenting an opium den or hunting your fellow men, but this? Lame-o.
Sheldon Cooper: A. comic books are storytelling through the use of sequential art, a medium that has existed for 17,000 years since the cave art of Lascaux; and B. you play the harp, like that's ever cool.

Stuart: Need help finding anything you like?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Yeah, a comic book without a woman whose bosom could be used as a flotation device.
Stuart: Sorry, people who come here like big boobs. Some of them have big boobs.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Alien Parasite Hypothesis (#4.10)" (2010)

Amy Farrah Fowler: Did you know that the iconic Valentine's heart shape is not actually based on the shape of a human heart, but rather on the shape of the buttocks of a female bending over?
Penny: So I spent seventh grade dotting my I's with little asses?
[Amy nods]
Penny: Cool.

Sheldon Cooper: Aren't you slicing that man's brain a little too thin?
Amy Farrah Fowler: It's too thin if I were making a foot-long brain sandwich at Quizno's. For examination under a two photon microscope, it's fine.
Sheldon Cooper: Well, you're the expert. If the correct way to do it is the wrong way, then I yield.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Very well. If you die and donate your body to science, I promise to slice your brain like Canadian bacon.

Sheldon Cooper: What were your symptoms?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Elevated heart rate, moist palms, dry mouth, and localized vascular throbbing.
Sheldon Cooper: Localized to what region?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Ears and genitalia.
Sheldon Cooper: Interesting. Not body parts that usually team up.

Sheldon Cooper: Possible explanations for your symptoms are, in descending order of likelihood: hyperthyroidism, premature menopause, hosting an alien parasite, or, and I only include it for the sake of covering absolutely all bases... sexual arousal.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Where would I have picked up an alien parasite?

Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, I am not going through menopause!
Sheldon Cooper: Are you sure? You said that with the testy bark of an old biddy.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Zack, I am Amy Farrah Fowler. We met the other night. I have spent my life in pursuit of pure knowledge. Until I met you, my decisions were founded in logic and reason. And yet here I stand before you, 130 pounds of raging estrogen, longing to grab hold of your gluteus maximus, and make Shakespeare's metaphorical beast with two backs.
Zack: My gluteus what?
Amy Farrah Fowler: On the other hand, as I look at the blank, ape-like expression on your face, I have decided to adopt the Vulcan practice of Kolinahr. Goodbye, Zack.
Zack: Bye.
[They shake hands]
Amy Farrah Fowler: Hoo-ooh!
[Amy turns and limps away]
Amy Farrah Fowler: That should hold me for awhile.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Wildebeest Implementation (#4.22)" (2011)

Amy Farrah Fowler: How do you feel about concealing a recording device in the cleavage of your ample bosom?
Bernadette Rostenkowski: I don't want anything in my ample bosom.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Come on, Strawberries. Take one for the team.

Amy Farrah Fowler: It used to be that going to the bathroom was only about elimination. Now it has this delightful socialization aspect.
Bernadette Rostenkowski: Oh, come on. You've been to the bathroom with women before.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Yes, but they were complete strangers. They refuse to engage in chit-chat.
Bernadette Rostenkowski: Well, some women don't feel too chatty when their panties are down.

Bernadette Rostenkowski: Did I tell you Priya invited me and Howard to have dinner with her and Leonard?
Penny: Oh, that's nice.
Amy Farrah Fowler: No it's not. It's a strategic maneuver. Leonard's new girlfriend is testing Bernadette's loyalty to you and the group. That bitch is crafty.

Penny: Didn't you get enough of this cliquey crap in high school?
Amy Farrah Fowler: I wish. A clique requires friends. I didn't have any.
Penny: No?
Amy Farrah Fowler: I used to take my lunch down to the maintenance room and eat with the janitor. It was nice until his wife called me a puta and made me stop.

Amy Farrah Fowler: How does the cheetah attack a herd of wildebeests? By going after its weakest member.
Bernadette Rostenkowski: Well, what makes me the weakest member?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Your trusting nature, coupled with your teeny-tiny body. You wouldn't last a minute on the Serengeti.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Have a good night. Try not to ogle my caboose as I walk away.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Agreement Dissection (#4.21)" (2011)

Amy Farrah Fowler: Fair warning: we can get crazy.
Bernadette Rostenkowski: Yeah. Last week, we smoked cigars and pretended to be dragons.
Sheldon Cooper: Really, Amy? Tobacco and alcohol? Need I remind you that not a lot of scientific discoveries were made by people having a good time?
Amy Farrah Fowler: [to Penny] Why did you bring him? He's harshing my buzz.

Amy Farrah Fowler: You smell like baby powder.
Sheldon Cooper: It's talc. But as that's the primary ingredient in baby powder, I understand your confusion.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Oh, I'm not confused at all. You're like a sexy toddler.
Sheldon Cooper: I don't know how to process that.

Amy Farrah Fowler: How come, if we're the smart people, we don't do this every night?
Sheldon Cooper: What's 16 times 14?
Amy Farrah Fowler: My burps taste like cranberry juice.
Sheldon Cooper: And there's your answer.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Would you like to come in for a nightcap?
Sheldon Cooper: If you're referring to the beverage, you know I don't drink. If you're referring to the hat you don with a night shirt and holding a candle, I have one.

Amy Farrah Fowler: I kissed a girl and I liked it.

Sheldon Cooper: Good morning, Amy.
Amy Farrah Fowler: It most assuredly is not.
Sheldon Cooper: Are you experiencing dehydration, headache, nausea, and shame?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Yes. I also found a Korean man's business card tucked into my cleavage. What happened last night?
Sheldon Cooper: Oh, memory impairment. The free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper: All right. Last night, you gave me some excellent advice regarding my problem here at home. You kissed me, and then vomited on and off for 40 minutes, following which you passed out on your bathroom floor. I then folded a towel under your head as a pillow, set your oven clock to the correct time because it was driving me crazy, and I left.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Herb Garden Germination (#4.20)" (2011)

[Amy is telling Sheldon about her addiction research]
Amy: I recently trained a capuchin monkey to smoke cigarettes.
Sheldon: Have you learned anything?
Amy: Yes. He looks much cooler than the non-smoking monkeys. Although it's not much of a contest. The other monkeys just sit around and masturbate.

Sheldon: I'm no stranger to memetic epidemiology. At Johnson Elementary School, the phrase "Shelly Cooper's a smelly pooper" spread like wildfire.
Amy: I should think so. That's gold.

Amy: Sheldon and I engaged in sexual intercourse. In other news, I'm thinking of starting an herb garden. Mum's the word! Gotta go!

Amy: Bernadette just asked about my sexual encounter with you. The meme has reached full penetration.
Sheldon: Pun intended?
Amy: No. Happy accident.
Sheldon: This is remarkable. Took less than 24 hours.
Amy: I should let you know that she asked for details about our dalliance.
Sheldon: Interesting. So it went beyond the mere fact of coitus to a blow-by-blow, as it were.
Amy: Pun intended?
Sheldon: I'm sorry, what pun?

Amy: I described your lovemaking as aloof, but effective.
Sheldon: I wish you hadn't done that! That's going to make me a chick magnet, and I'm so busy as it is.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Love Car Displacement (#4.13)" (2011)

Amy Farrah Fowler: We decided we didn't want to jeopardize our relationship by getting to know each other too well.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Leonard, could I ask you a question?
Leonard Hofstadter: Sure.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Are you bothered by the fact that your former girlfriend left the symposium with what is probably the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life?

Amy Farrah Fowler: Please don't touch my breasts!
Penny: I - I wasn't going to.
Amy Farrah Fowler: All right. I just want to establish boundaries.

Penny: You know, for a smart guy, you really seem to have a hard time grasping the concept: "Don't piss off the people who handle the things you eat."
Amy Farrah Fowler: That does seem to be a valid principle.
Sheldon Cooper: I trust Penny will adhere to the official California Restaurant Workers' Solemn Oath of Ethics and Cleanliness.
Amy Farrah Fowler: I don't believe there's any such thing.
Sheldon Cooper: [Incredulous, to Leonard] You lied to me?

Penny: [Moves to hug Amy after she invites her to go to Big Sur] It'll be tough, but I think I can clear my schedule so I can hang out with my 'besty'.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Don't touch my breasts!
Penny: Uh... I wasn't going to.
Amy Farrah Fowler: OK, just establishing some boundaries.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Werewolf Transformation (#5.18)" (2012)

Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, you're ruining girlfriend-boyfriend sing-along night.
Sheldon Cooper: I'm sorry, I'm looking for a barber, and I'm running out of time. My hair is growing at the rate of four point six yoctometers per femtosecond. And if you're quiet, you can hear it.
Amy Farrah Fowler: What about Supercuts?
Sheldon Cooper: I went there once. They cut men's hair in the same room where they cut women's hair. It's like Sodom and Gomorrah with mousse.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, this isn't a crisis. Why don't you just let your hair grow out a little?
Sheldon Cooper: Why don't I let my hair grow out? Um, why don't I start wearing Birkenstocks and seeking validation of my opinions by asking: "Can you dig it?"
Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, I don't know. I think you might look sexy with long hair. The kind that flows down to your shoulders and blows back while riding on a horse. Bareback and barechested...
[pauses]
Amy Farrah Fowler: I'm gonna go brush my teeth, it might take a while.

Penny: All right, Sheldon, this craziness has gone on long enough. Please come home so I can cut your hair.
Sheldon Cooper: Penny, you're not trained, you're not licensed, and most importantly, you don't have access to my haircut records.
Penny: All right, honey, look. We've known each other for a long time now, right? I've taken you to Disneyland, I kicked a bully in the nuts for you, I sing you "Soft Kitty" when you're sick, you've even seen me naked once.
Leonard Hofstadter: I'm sorry, what?
Penny: It's a long story. Anyway, Sheldon, I promise I know what I'm doing. Please let me cut your hair.
Sheldon Cooper: Amy, what do you think?
Amy Farrah Fowler: There's not a hair on my body I wouldn't let this woman trim.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, this isn't a crisis, why don't you just let your hair grow out a lil'.
Sheldon Cooper: Why don't I let my hair grow out? Um, why don't a start wearing Birkinstocks, and seeking validation of my opinions by asking 'Can you dig it?".
Amy Farrah Fowler: I don't know. I think you might look sexy with long hair. With the kind that... flows down to your shoulders, and blows back while riding on a horse. Bare back and bare chested... I'm gonna go brush my teeth, it might take a while.

Amy Farrah Fowler: There's not a hair on my body that I wouldn't let this woman trim.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Toast Derivation (#4.17)" (2011)

Amy Farrah Fowler: Yo, P-Dawg.

[Amy and Bernadette want to take Penny out for a girl's night, but Penny doesn't want to]
Amy Farrah Fowler: You do understand that it will distract you from obsessing over the rich variety of sweet loving that your ex-boyfriend is currently receiving from the fiery jewel of Mumbai.

Penny: So, where do you guys want to go dancing?
Bernadette Rostenkowski: We were hoping you'd know a place.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Yes, perhaps somewhere packed tightly with young beautiful bodies, sweating and writhing against each other in a glorious orgy of the flesh.
Penny: Oh yeah, I know that place.

Amy Farrah Fowler: You know, if being on your own is new to you, I'd be happy to share some tension-relieving techniques for ladies that I've perfected over the years. For example, do you have an electric toothbrush?
Penny: Uh, no.
Amy Farrah Fowler: You should get one.

Penny: Let's go find me a heinie to bite.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Outstanding. And if we fail, we can always stop at CVS and pick you out a nice toothbrush. I call mine Gerard.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Zazzy Substitution (#4.3)" (2010)

Penny: Hey Look, it's Shamy.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Shamy?
Sheldon Cooper: Juvenile amalgamation of our names. Sheldon, Amy. Shamy.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Oh. I don't like that. Don't do that.
Penny: [laughing nervously] All righty. What's new?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, just recently I learned that you refer to us as Shamy, and I don't like that.
Penny: I got that. What I was going for was, you know, how is your life?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Just like everyone else's. Subject to entropy, decay, and eventual death. Thank you for asking.

Amy Farrah Fowler: In a world where rhinoceroses are domesticated pets, who wins the Second World War?
Sheldon Cooper: Uganda.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Defend.
Sheldon Cooper: Kenya rises to power on the export of rhinoceroses. A central African power block is formed, colonizing North Africa and Europe. When war breaks out, no one can afford the luxury of a rhino. Kenya withers, Uganda triumphs.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Correct. My turn.
Sheldon Cooper: In a world where a piano is a weapon, not a musical instrument, on what does Scott Joplin play the "Maple Leaf Rag"?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Tuned bayonets.
Sheldon Cooper: Defend.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Isn't it obvious?
Sheldon Cooper: You're right. My apologies.
Leonard Hofstadter: What the hell are you guys playing?

Sheldon Cooper: In a world where mankind is ruled by a giant intelligent beaver, what food is no longer consumed?
Leonard Hofstadter: Uh... a BLT where the B stands for beaver? I don't know.
Sheldon Cooper: Leonard, be serious. We're playing a game here.
Leonard Hofstadter: I can figure this out, let's see. Um... well, beavers eat tree bark. The only tree bark I know that humans consume is cinnamon, so I'll say cinnamon.
Sheldon Cooper: Incorrect. Obviously, the answer is cheese Danish.
Leonard Hofstadter: What?
Amy Farrah Fowler: In a world ruled by a giant beaver, mankind builds many dams to please the beaver overlord. The low-lying city of Copenhagen is flooded, thousands die. Devastated, the Danes never invent their namesake pastry. How does one miss that?

Amy Farrah Fowler: Perhaps it would be kinder to play a game more suited to his abilities. We'll close our eyes and count to ten while you hide.
Leonard Hofstadter: I'm going to my room.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Very good, Leonard. But next time, don't tell us where you're hiding.

Amy Farrah Fowler: I love cats. They're the epitome of indifference.

"The Big Bang Theory: The 21-Second Excitation (#4.8)" (2010)

Amy Farrah Fowler: [to Bernadette] What is the circumference of your areolas?

Amy Farrah Fowler: The internet suggests that slumber party guests often engage in harmless experimentation with lesbianism.
Bernadette: Where exactly on the internet have you been looking?

Penny: You know, Amy, when we say girl talk, it doesn't just have to be about our lady parts.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Shame. Because I have a real zinger about my tilted uterus.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Oh good, a slumber party! We'll do makeovers, initiate phony phone calls, and have spirited pillow fights in our frilly nighties!

"The Big Bang Theory: The Cohabitation Formulation (#4.16)" (2011)

Amy Farrah Fowler: [to Penny, about Priya] I am regretting my earlier cattiness. She is an absolute delight.

Amy Farrah Fowler: [visiting Penny] I just wanted to check in on you.
Penny: Why?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Seems like the appropriate thing to do when your best friend finds herself replaced by a smart, beautiful woman with the smoldering sexuality of a crouched Bengal tiger.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Granted, Penny, your secondary sexual characteristics are reasonably bodacious, but Priya is highly educated, she's an accomplished professional, and she comes from the culture that literally wrote the book on neat ways to have sex. Whereas you, on the other hand, are a community college dropout who comes from the culture that wrote the book on tipping cows.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Thanks to you, I was able to make a rhesus monkey cry like a disgraced televangelist.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Isolation Permutation (#5.8)" (2011)

Amy Farrah Fowler: Twelve years ago, my cousin, Irene, and her entire family died in a horrific carbon dioxide accident the night before her wedding.
Bernadette Rostenkowski: That's horrible!
Amy Farrah Fowler: Yes and no. All those bridesmaids dresses remains unused and available to us for free.

Bernadette Rostenkowski: Amy, we're really sorry.
Penny: Yeah, we feel awful.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Don't. I'll be okay. You're not the first girls I thought were friends with me who ended up shunning me. It's like elementary school, junior high, high school, undergrad, grad school and that semester abroad in Norway all over again.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Hey, Cuddles!
Leonard Hofstadter: Cuddles?
Sheldon Cooper: Yes, we cuddled. Grow up, Leonard.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon! What would it take for you to go into that liquor store, buy a bottle of hooch, take me to that hotel across the street and have your way with me?
Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, Sheldon, what would it take?
Sheldon Cooper: I'm begging both of you, please, stop!

"The Big Bang Theory: The Recombination Hypothesis (#5.13)" (2012)

Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, do you have plans for dinner tonight?
Penny: Penny, do you have plans for dinner tonight?
Leonard Hofstadter: No, I mean, just you and me.
Penny: Like a date?
Leonard Hofstadter: Not "like a date", a date!
Amy Farrah Fowler: Woooooooooo!
Bernadette Rostenkowski: Woooooooooo!

Reverend White: [Penny imagines her wedding to Leonard] Do you, Penny, take Leonard to be your lawfully wedded husband?
[Penny turns around, revealing she's pregnant]
Penny: Well, little late for me to start saying no.
[Back to reality]
Amy Farrah Fowler: Penny. Penny.
Penny: Just remembered, I have got to stop by the drug store.

Penny: [enters from closet wearing a low-cut green dress] What do you think? Too much?
Bernadette Rostenkowski: Yes.
Amy Farrah Fowler: [Simultaneously with Bernadette] No.
Penny: Just give me a minute.
[Goes back into closet]
Amy Farrah Fowler: [to Bernadette] You just can't handle her raw sexuality, can you?

"The Big Bang Theory: The Vacation Solution (#5.16)" (2012)

Amy Farrah Fowler: I'm excited to work with my boyfriend. It'll be romantic.
Sheldon Cooper: Way to kill the mood.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Are we nervous, Dr. Cooper?
Sheldon Cooper: No. What you see is a man trembling with confidence... Does the locus coeruleus usually bleed that much?
Amy Farrah Fowler: No, but your thumb does.
Sheldon Cooper: Oh dear!
[faints]
Amy Farrah Fowler: Yeah, YOU'RE a biologist.

Amy Farrah Fowler: I thought we'd be just like Marie Curie, working along side her husband Pierre under the glow of their love and the radium that would eventually kill her. Screw Beauty and the Beast, that's the story Disney should tell.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Shiny Trinket Maneuver (#5.12)" (2012)

Amy Farrah Fowler: Jewelry? Seriously? Sheldon you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met. Do you really think that another transparently-manipu... OH, IT'S A TIARA! A tiara; I have a tiara! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me!
Penny: You, look, Beautiful.
Amy Farrah Fowler: OF COURSE I DO, I'M A PRINCESS AND THIS IS MY TIARA
Sheldon Cooper: You're right, tiara's too much.

Penny: So are we celebrating anything special tonight?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Oh yes! Our relationship agreement specifies that the second Thursday of every month, or the third Thursday in a month with five Thursdays, is date night.
Penny: That is so hot.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Skank Reflex Analysis (#5.1)" (2011)

Amy Farrah Fowler: A guest in my trundle bed and a boy at my door? I wish I could tell 13-year-old me, it does get better!

Penny: You heard what I did?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, I heard who you did.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Rhinitis Revelation (#5.6)" (2011)

Amy Farrah Fowler: [after Sheldon coughs] Are you getting sick?
Sheldon Cooper: No. I'm just allergic to people that get Nobel Prizes for no good reason.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, is it possible that your foul mood, or to use the clinical term: bitchinous, is because your mother isn't making you a priority?
Sheldon Cooper: No. Or to use the clinical term: Na-ah.

Sheldon Cooper: Oh Ms. Cooper it's smell so good.
Amy Farrah Fowler: You take notice darling. The real way to get a man is with melted cheese and cream of mushrooms soup. He'll die at 50 but his love will be true.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Pulled Groin Extrapolation (#5.3)" (2011)

Amy Farrah Fowler: Would you like to dance?
Leonard Hofstadter: No, thank you, I'm not really much of a dancer.
Amy Farrah Fowler: You're not exactly winning any trophies as a conversationalist either.

Amy Farrah Fowler: Leonard, you may not have noticed, but I am being a delight here. And you're not holding up your end of the evening.
Leonard Hofstadter: I'm sorry. The wedding just reminds me of my kind of-sort of-girlfriend 9000 miles away.
Amy Farrah Fowler: I have a kind-of sort-of boyfriend who's playing with a model train right now, you don't hear me bitching about it.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Russian Rocket Reaction (#5.5)" (2011)

Amy Farrah Fowler: I don't understand. What difference does it make if Leonard goes to Wil Wheaton's party?
Penny: Well. Wil Wheaton is Sheldon's mortal enemy.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Mortal enemy?
Penny: Mhm.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, I knew you were a bit of a left-handed monkey wrench, but you really have a mortal enemy?
Sheldon Cooper: In fact, I have 61 of them. Would you like to see the list?
Penny: Oh, say no, say no, say no.
Sheldon Cooper: You just got off the list, would you like back on it?

Bernadette Rostenkowski: I had no choice! I had to tell his mother! He can't go to space! He's like a baby bird! Did you know he once got an asthma attack from reading an old library?
Amy Farrah Fowler: You're kidding.
Penny: No, I was there that day. Sheldon threw his back out handing him that book.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Robotic Manipulation (#4.1)" (2010)

Penny: Your hair smells nice. What fragrance are you using?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Dandruff shampoo. I have a dry scalp.
Penny: Well, your hair looks nice.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Are you a homosexual?
Penny: Um, no. Just paying you a compliment.
Amy Farrah Fowler: I would have been more flattered if you were a homosexual.

Penny: So, um, Amy, Sheldon tells me you're a Neuro... something or other?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Neurobiologist. Your "check engine" light is on.
Penny: Yeah, it's OK.
Amy Farrah Fowler: But the light indicates...
Sheldon Cooper: Don't, bother, I've wasted many an hour tilting at that particular windmill.
Penny: Uh, what is that scent you're wearing? It smells great.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Dandruff Shampoo. I have dry scalp.
Penny: Ah, well your hair looks very nice.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Are you a homosexual?
Penny: No, No, I'm just, giving you a compliment.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Hm. Would have been more flattered if you were a homosexual.
Penny: Guys, how about some music?
Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I wouldn't care for that, Amy?
Amy Farrah Fowler: No, thank you.
Penny: OK. Uncomfortable silence it is. Hey, Sheldon, have you told Amy what it was like for you growing up in Texas?
Sheldon Cooper: No.
Penny: Well, why don't you tell her?
Sheldon Cooper: Alright. It was hell.
Penny: Any follow up Amy?
Amy Farrah Fowler: No.
Penny: I, myself, grew up in Nebraska. Small town, outside of Omaha. Yeah, a nice place, mostly family farms, a few meth labs.
Sheldon Cooper: I'm sorry, how is this better than uncomfortable silence?
Penny: I don't know, I was just trying something.
Sheldon Cooper: Muggles.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Desperation Emanation (#4.5)" (2010)

[Amy and Sheldon are speaking to Amy's mother over a video computer connection on a laptop]
Mrs. Fowler: It's nice to meet you too, Sheldon. I honestly didn't believe Amy when she told me she had a boyfriend.
Sheldon Cooper: I assure you I am quite real. And I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter.
Mrs. Fowler: [in a surprised tone] What?
Sheldon Cooper: Oh, yes. We're like wild animals in heat. It's a wonder that neither of us has been hurt.
Mrs. Fowler: [scared] Amy, what is he saying?
Amy Farrah Fowler: You wanted me to have a boyfriend, mother. Well, here he is.
[Sheldon waves at the computer screen, while Mrs. Fowler nervously waves back]
Amy Farrah Fowler: I have to sign off now. My hunger for Sheldon is stirring in my loins.
Sheldon Cooper: Oh yes. It's time for me to make love to your daughter's vagina.
[Mrs. Fowler makes a little yelp as Sheldon closes the computer top]

Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, I believe a misunderstanding may have occurred when I asked you to meet my mother.
Sheldon Cooper: No misunderstanding. I'e learned what that request actually means, and I don't want to be joined to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis.
Amy Farrah Fowler: In what way are you screwed?

"The Big Bang Theory: The Countdown Reflection (#5.24)" (2012)

Raj Koothrappali: Howard and Bernadette, the five of us stand before you as your friends and newly ordained ministers.
Mrs. Wolowitz: LOUDER!
Bernadette Rostenkowski: They all got ordained. They're all going to marry us. It's adorable. You want to hear it come closer.
Raj Koothrappali: Please, guys. When I look at the two of you starting your lives together it fills... my heart... it fills my heart. Forget it, I need a minute.
Penny: All right. Howard and Bernadette. I know you two planned on getting married in a big fancy wedding, but when you're in love in doesn't matter where or how these things happen. It just matters that you have each other.
Leonard Hofstadter: Hmm.
Penny: Problem?
Leonard Hofstadter: No.
Sheldon Cooper: I think the Revered Hofstader is making an ironic connection between your statement about love and your rejection of his proposal in the bedroom.
Penny: Oh, grow up.
Leonard Hofstadter: I didn't say it.
Amy Farrah Fowler: That's enough from the both of you.
Penny: Well, he started it.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, I'm ending it. Bernadette, I want to thank you for allowing me to be your maid of honor. I also wanted you to know that I will be happy to do it again if this marriage craps out.
Leonard Hofstadter: Thank you, Amy. Very touching. Howard and Bernadette. You are lucky enough to be best friends who love each other and that's the strongest kind of love because at its core it has kindness, patience and respect. Qualities that are hard to find in people these days.
Sheldon Cooper: Would you like some aloe vera? Cause you just got burned. All right, my turn. Howard. Bernadette.
[Klingon]
Bernadette Rostenkowski: Sheldon! I told you no Klingon!
Sheldon Cooper: Fine, I'll do it in English. But it loses something. The need to find another human being has to share one's life has always puzzled me. Maybe because I am so interesting all by myself. With that being said, may you find as much happiness with each other as I find on my own. The Klingon would have made you cry.
Raj Koothrappali: I believe you two have prepared vows.
Bernadette Rostenkowski: Howard Joel Wolowitz, like you this is going to be short and sweet. I love you with all my heart and soul and promise to be with you forever.
Howard Wolowitz: Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski.
Mrs. Wolowitz: SPEAK UP!
Howard Wolowitz: From now on she's the only one that can yell at me! Until I met you I couldn't imagine spending my life with just one person. And now I can't imagine spending one day of it without you.
Sheldon Cooper: [Rest of the gang] By the power invested in us by the state of California... and the Klingon High Council... we now pronounce you husband and wife.

Raj Koothrappali: Howard and Bernadette, the five of us stand before you as your friends and newly ordained ministers.
Mrs. Wolowitz: LOUDER!
Bernadette Rostenkowski: They all got ordained. They're all going to marry us. It's adorable. You want to hear it come closer.
Raj Koothrappali: Please, guys. When I look at the two of you starting your lives together it fills... my heart... it fills my heart. Forget it, I need a minute.
Penny: All right. Howard and Bernadette. I know you two planned on getting married in a big fancy wedding, but when you're in love in doesn't matter where or how these things happen. It just matters that you have each other.
Leonard Hofstadter: Hmm.
Penny: Problem?
Leonard Hofstadter: No.
Sheldon Cooper: I think the Revered Hofstader is making an ironic connection between your statement about love and your rejection of his proposal in the bedroom.
Penny: Oh, grow up.
Leonard Hofstadter: I didn't say it.
Amy Farrah Fowler: That's enough from the both of you.
Penny: Well, he started it.
Leonard Hofstadter: Well, I'm ending it. Bernadette, I want to thank you for allowing me to be your maid of honor. I also wanted you to know that I will be happy to do it again if this marriage craps out.
Leonard Hofstadter: Thank you, Amy. Very touching. Howard and Bernadette. You are lucky enough to be best friends who love each other and that's the strongest kind of love because at its core it has kindness, patience and respect. Qualities that are hard to find in people these days.
Sheldon Cooper: Would you like some aloe vera? Cause you just got burned. All right, my turn. Howard. Bernadette.
[Klingon]
Bernadette Rostenkowski: Sheldon! I told you no Klingon!
Sheldon Cooper: Fine, I'll do it in English. But it loses something. The need to find another human being has to share one's life has always puzzled me. Maybe because I am so interesting all by myself. With that being said, may you find as much happiness with each other as I find on my own. The Klingon would have made you cry.
Raj Koothrappali: I believe you two have prepared vows.
Bernadette Rostenkowski: Howard Joel Wolowitz, like you this is going to be short and sweet. I love you with all my heart and soul and promise to be with you forever.
Howard Wolowitz: Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski.
Mrs. Wolowitz: SPEAK UP!
Howard Wolowitz: From now on she's the only one that can yell at me! Until I met you I couldn't imagine spending my life with just one person. And now I can't imagine spending one day of it without you.
Sheldon Cooper: [Rest of the gang] By the power invested in us by the state of California... and the Klingon High Council... we now pronounce you husband and wife.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Zarnecki Incursion (#4.19)" (2011)

Amy Farrah Fowler: Four women walk down the stairs. How many reach the lobby?

Penny: Want some coffee liqueur on your ice cream?
Amy Farrah Fowler: An here's the alcohol & drug peer pressure mother warned me about. I was starting to think that it was never going to happen.
[beat]
Amy Farrah Fowler: Yes, please.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Launch Acceleration (#5.23)" (2012)

Sheldon Cooper: I must say, I was surprised you chose to spend our Date Night in your apartment. As I mentioned, the Pasadena City Council is debating longer crosswalk times, and later the lego store is having a Midnight Madness Sale. You ask anyone, that's a hot date.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Tempting choices but, I have something special planned for tonight.
Sheldon Cooper: What can be more special than having an adequate amount of time to cross the street on your way to buy a tiny Lego Indiana Jones?
Amy Farrah Fowler: With our friends moving forward in their relationships, I have decided that we should make progress in ours as well.
Sheldon Cooper: Dear Lord! Two years ago we didn't even know each other. And now, I'm in your apartment after dark. How much faster can this thing go?
Amy Farrah Fowler: I had a feeling you'd be reluctant which is why I'm going to dip into my neurobiological bag of tricks
Amy Farrah Fowler: Oh! You brain monkeys kill me. Dip away.
Amy Farrah Fowler: I've devised an experiment that I believe will increase your feelings for me, in an accelerated time frame.
Sheldon Cooper: Well, how do you propose to do that? I hope you're not thinking about some sort of LSD thought control. Because there's only one mind-expanding drug that this man enjoys, and that's called school.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Human beings form emotional attachments as they grow up. In your case, to your mother, superheroes, etc. I'm going to attempt an experiment that will get you to transfer those feelings to me.
Sheldon Cooper: Well, seems what's on the menu tonight is malarkey, with a big side of poppycock
Amy Farrah Fowler: We'll see. Let's start with a little romantic dinner music, shall we?
Sheldon Cooper: Super Mario Bros. theme?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Yes.
Sheldon Cooper: I see what you're doing. You're attempting to build on the work of Ebbinghaus by triggering an involuntary memory of me playing that game. Admittedly the happiest 600 hours of my childhood. But it won't work!
Amy Farrah Fowler: Fine! There's no reason we still can't have a lovely dinner. Why don't you have a seat.
[Sheldon hums the background music, while Amy smiles]
Amy Farrah Fowler: May I offer you something to drink?
Sheldon Cooper: You know I don't drink.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Not even strawberry Quik?
Sheldon Cooper: I love strawberry Quik. It's my favorite pink fluid. Narrowly beating up Pepto-Bismol.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Oh, I know. I think it will go nicely with what I have prepared for dinner.
Sheldon Cooper: Spaghetti with little pieces of hot dog cut up in it!
Amy Farrah Fowler: Just like your mommy used to make.
Sheldon Cooper: Oh! Yummy yummy! We should do this more often.
[Realizes something]
Sheldon Cooper: Uh-oh!

"The Big Bang Theory: The Infestation Hypothesis (#5.2)" (2011)

Sheldon Cooper: [knock knock knock] Amy?
[knock knock knock]
Sheldon Cooper: Amy?
[knock knock knock]
Sheldon Cooper: Amy?
Amy Farrah Fowler: You are aware that your ritualistic knocking behavior is symptomatic of obsessive compulsive disorder?
Sheldon Cooper: Is not! Is not, is not.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Benefactor Factor (#4.15)" (2011)

[Amy is trying to convince Sheldon to attend a fund raiser, which he has skipped because he feels it's demeaning]
Amy Farrah Fowler: If your friends are unconvincing, this year's donations might go to, say, the Geology Department.
Sheldon Cooper: Oh, dear! Not the dirt people!
Amy Farrah Fowler: Or worse. It could go to: the liberal arts.
Sheldon Cooper: No!
Amy Farrah Fowler: Millions of dollars being showered on poets, literary theorists, and students of gender studies.
Sheldon Cooper: Oh, the Humanities!

"The Big Bang Theory: The Lunar Excitation (#3.23)" (2010)

Sheldon Cooper: In a few minutes when I gloat over the failure of this enterprise, how would you prefer I do it? The standard "I told you so" with the classic neener-neener, or my usual look of haughty derision?
[makes a face]
Raj Koothrappali: You don't know we're wrong yet.
Sheldon Cooper: Haughty derision it is.
[makes the same face again]
Amy Farrah Fowler: Excuse me. I'm Amy Farrah Fowler, you're Sheldon Cooper.
Sheldon Cooper: Hello Amy Farrah Fowler. I'm sorry to inform you that you have been taken in by unsupportable mathematics designed to prey on the gullible and the lonely. Additionally, I'm being blackmailed with a hidden dirty sock.
Amy Farrah Fowler: If that was slang, I'm unfamiliar with it. If it was literal, I share your aversion to soiled hosiery. In any case, I'm here because my mother and I have agreed that I will date at least once a year.
Sheldon Cooper: Interesting. My mother and I have the same agreement about church.
Amy Farrah Fowler: I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance.
Sheldon Cooper: Well then, you might want to avoid East Texas.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Noted. Now before this goes any further, you should know that all physical contact, up to, and including coitus, are off the table.
Sheldon Cooper: May I buy you a beverage?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Tepid water, please.
[Sheldon and Amy walk over to the counter]
Howard Wolowitz: [to Raj] Good God, what have we done?

"The Big Bang Theory: The Weekend Vortex (#5.19)" (2012)

Amy Farrah Fowler: He and I have other plans. We are attending my Aunt Flora's 93rd birthday party.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Rothman Disintegration (#5.17)" (2012)

Amy Farrah Fowler: Before I met you, I was a mousy wallflower. But look at me now. I'm like some kind of downtown hipster party girl! With a posse, a boyfriend, and a new lace bra that hooks in the front of all things!

"The Big Bang Theory: The Ornithophobia Diffusion (#5.9)" (2011)

Amy Farrah Fowler: Guess you gotta have hollow bones to get some sugar around here.

"The Big Bang Theory: The Roommate Transmogrification (#4.24)" (2011)

Sheldon Cooper: I must say, Amy, I was very impressed to see that Bernadette got her Ph.D.
Amy Farrah Fowler: It's indeed admirable. Although it is microbiology.
Sheldon Cooper: Your doctorate is in neurobiology. I fail to see the distinction.
Amy Farrah Fowler: I'll make it simple for you. I study the brain, the organ responsible for Beethoven's "Fifth Symphony." Bernadette studies yeast, the organism responsible for Michelob Light.

	Batman (and Robin) T-Shirt from TV Store Online Here's a mystery: we know this shirt was worn on the show, but not which episode. Do you know which episode? (You can click on the links to see the actual shirt more clearly.) Contact us!
	Sheldon's favorite shirt: Manbot T-Shirt from Project Shirt, TV Store Online andAnonymousLA Sheldon has worn this shirt in green, blue and purple in Season 1, Episode 14 (The Nerdvana Annihilation), Season 2, Episodes 1 (The Bad Fish Paradigm), 9 (The White Asparagus Triangulation), 11 (The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis) & 22 (The Classified Materials Turbulance); Season 3, Episodes 2 (The Jiminy Conjecture) & 19 (The Wheaton Recurrence); Season 4, Episodes 2 (The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification), 7 (The Apology Insufficiency) & 19 (The Zarnecki Incursion); Season 5, Episodes 1 (The Skank Reflex Analysis), 13 (The Beta Test Initiation) & 18 (The Werewolf Transformation)
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	Philips Test Pattern T-Shirt From 80s Tees and TV Store Online As worn by Sheldon in Season 2, Episodes 2 (The Codpiece Topology), 11 (The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis) and 16 (The Cushion Saturation); Season 3, Episode 23 (The Lunar Excitation) and Season 4, Episode 2 (The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification)
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	Opti Blocks T-Shirt From Heavy Rotation As worn by Leonard in Season 2, Episode 3 (The Barbarian Sublimation) And as worn by Sheldon in Season 3, Episodes 4 (The Pirate Solution) and 18 (The Pants Alternative); and Season 4, Episode 1 (The Robotic Manipulation) This shirt has been worn by both Sheldon and Leonard.
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	Retro Batman T-Shirt from TV Store Online As worn by Sheldon in Season 5, Episode 10 (The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition)
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	Melting Rubik's Cube T-Shirt from TV Store Online As worn by Sheldon in Season 5, Episode 11 (The Speckerman Recurrence)
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	Robot Scrap Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots T-Shirt from Stylin Online (in green or black), TV Store Online (green), SuperHeroStuff (black) and 80s Tees (in black) As worn by Sheldon in Season 5, Episode 6 (The Rhinitis Revelation)
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	Reddit T-Shirt from Zazzle As worn by Sheldon in Season 5, Episodes 4 (The Wiggly Finger Catalyst) and 15 (The Vacation Solution)
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	Green Lantern Athletic Jersey from 80s Tees and TV Store Online (The overall look of this shirt is extremely similar to the one worn on the show. However, it does not have the athletic jersey shoulder styling and the text across the upper back.) There's also a onesie for babies with this design! As worn by Sheldon in Season 1, Episode 10 (The Loobenfeld Decay) and Season 3, Episode 18 (The Pants Alternative)
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	Flash Athletic Jersey from 80s Tees and TV Store Online (The overall look of this shirt is extremely similar to the one worn on the show. However, it does not have the athletic jersey shoulder styling and the text across the upper back. Sheldon has also worn a plain red t-shirt (no sleeve stripes) with the same design.) There's also a onesie for babies with this design! As worn by Sheldon in Season 1, Episode 8 (The Grasshopper Experiment), Season 2, Episode 19 (The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition), Season 4, Episode 21 (The Agreement Dissection), and Season 5, Episodes 1 (The Skank Reflex Analysis), 5 (The Russian Rocket Reaction) and 12 (The Recombination Hypothesis)
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	Black Superman Athletic Jersey from TV Store Online (The overall look of this shirt is extremely similar to the one worn on the show. However, it does not have the athletic jersey shoulder styling and the text across the upper back.) As worn by Sheldon in Season 4, Episode 3 (The Zazzy Substitution)
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	Shmup (Space Shootem Up) T-Shirt from 80s Tees and J!NX (also available in Premium Tee and women's sizes) This shirt is now discontinued and remaining stock may run out at any time. As worn by Sheldon in Season 4, Episode 8 (The 21-Second Excitation)
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	Aquaman T-Shirt From 80s Tees As worn by Sheldon in Season 1, Episode 8 (The Grasshopper Experiment)
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	Red Flash T-Shirt From 80s Tees As worn by Sheldon in Season 1, Episode 3 (The Fuzzy Boots Corollary), Season 2, Episodes 13 (The Friendship Algorithm) and 22 (The Classified Materials Turbulance); and Season 4, Episode 2 (The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification)

Monday 20 August 2012

Sheldon Cooper Merchandise Mugs : OUT NOW!!

Monday 16 July 2012

''Fun with Flags''

Now today I was watching The Big Bang Theory and it was the episode that showed Amy and Sheldon do ''Fun With Flags''.Now I do like the full episode but I decided to put up The Fun With Flags part for all earthlings to enjoy. Comment below plz

Saturday 14 July 2012

Sheldon Merchandise T-shirts OUT NOW

Thursday 12 July 2012

Fave Quotes of Amy